Don’t ever change, man.
#a flat ”fuck you”
“I was always in love with that old romantic French idea and it has definitely lived up to it. I did all the very clichéd things at first: listened to jazz, walked by the river… In my street there’s a cabaret that does burlesque shows and beside me there’s a poodle parlour where French ladies bring their little dogs to be groomed. I like to look in the windows and see the dogs, all looking miserable as they’re given a makeover,” [x]
President Barack Obama on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis.
Confession of Isaac Lahey: Wittiest thing I’ve ever said.
Something really weird just happened at the train station.I saw a girl kill herself.
Idris Elba photographed by Anton Corbijn for Vogue
Demi distracting Kristen during a game of Pictionary (x)